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Kinja'd!!! "Mergio Sarchionne" (mergios)
02/05/2018 at 12:04 • Filed to: None

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This whole MLK deal hasn’t gone well. Can I focus group you guys and ask if I should proceed with my Wrangler ad campaign?

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Mergio Sarchionne
02/05/2018 at 12:10

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I thought this was good. Maybe air down the tires next time and have a word about actually staying on the trail ?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Mergio Sarchionne
02/05/2018 at 12:10

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Go for it. Nobody knows who Mahatma Gandhi was. Wait—isn’t he the guy who made that rice?

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Mergio Sarchionne
02/05/2018 at 12:11

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If it breaks more than it works, it’s a Wrangler.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Mergio Sarchionne
02/05/2018 at 12:12

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I’d go with some Winston Churchill here. I’ll even give you a head start:

“We must beware of needless innovations, especially when guided by logic.”

Feel free to use it to promote the Charger or Challenger - I think it captures why they’ve been on the market so long quite well, don’t you?


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Mergio Sarchionne
02/05/2018 at 12:12

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Too bad Gandhi didn’t have a Hemi.


Kinja'd!!! Mergio Sarchionne > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/05/2018 at 12:13

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Could have outran the assassins. That’d make a good ad


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > ttyymmnn
02/05/2018 at 12:18

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I just now realized that Mahatma Gandhi and the Mahatma rice were spelled the same. I think it’s because whenever I think about Gandhi, it’s just Gandhi, probably because my spelling is terrible and I could never spell Mahatma.


Kinja'd!!! Mergio Sarchionne > WilliamsSW
02/05/2018 at 12:20

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Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction - Anne Frank

I might use it for the 3500.


Kinja'd!!! DayManFighterOfTheNightMan > Mergio Sarchionne
02/05/2018 at 12:23

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- Mahatma Gandhi

 -Michael Scott

- Elon Musk


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Mergio Sarchionne
02/05/2018 at 12:27

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Sure, fine, I guess — ‘Arbeit macht frei’ might be a little too over the top.


Kinja'd!!! Mergio Sarchionne > WilliamsSW
02/05/2018 at 12:28

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Might play well in certain markets. Probably best not to go that far


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Mergio Sarchionne
02/05/2018 at 12:31

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I don’t even want to know what markets those are. Probably best to leave that one on the cutting room floor.


Kinja'd!!! Shift24 > Mergio Sarchionne
02/05/2018 at 12:38

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Seriously, this is all you needed to do. You didn’t even need some one narrating